Back by popular demand, and because if I watch one more reality show I’m going to blow up, I bring you, More Funny Questions About Life. Yes, it’s time once more to pretend you’re doing your work while reading these senseless, questions that have no purpose or redeeming value what so ever. The good news however, is that they contain absolutely no saturated fats and are loaded with vitamin B12. Ready? Here we go!
Funny – humorous – mildly amusing Questions 1: What was the greatest thing before sliced bread? How do deer know to cross at that yellow deer crossing sign? If a cow could laugh, would milk come out of it’s nose? When French people swear, do they say, “pardon my English”?
Comical – weird – witless Questions 2: How fast do hot cakes really sell? Why is the word abbreviation such a long word? How much deeper would the ocean be if there were no sponges in it? Do fish get cramps after eating?
Ridiculous – zany – laughable Questions 3: Why do they call those small candy bars ‘fun size”? Wouldn’t it be more fun to eat a large one? If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? Why is the slowest time of the day for traffic called rush hour? If stocks go down any further shouldn’t they change the name from Wall Street to Wall Mart Street?
Even more funny – giggle proof – joke filled Questions 4: Why do banks chain down the pens but keep the doors unlocked? Pineapple. No pine, no apples. What’s up with that? Why do drive up ATM machines have braille number pads? If you eat pasta and then eat anti-pasta, will you still be hungry?
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